OK, so I've decided to tell you all how to pronounce my friend's nickname. Kacoon is pronounced with an emphasis on the first syllable, so, phonetically, it would be spelled "KAH-coon".
Now that all that is done,
Let's go and have some Christmas fun.
Just add her name to your favorite carols,
And you'll forget all your perils!
"We wish you a merry Kacoon.
We wish you a merry Kacoon.
We wish you a merry Kacoon.
And a happy new year!"
"Deck the halls with boughs of Kacoon.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Tis the season she's a drunk.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Benjie's wearing gay apparel.
Fa la la, fa la la, la la la.
And he's being such a punk.
Fa la la la la, la la la la."
"O come all ye Kacoon.
Joyful and triumphant.
O come ye, o come ye to Kacoon's house.
Come and behold her,
She can't hold her liquor.
O come let us adore her.
O come let us adore her.
O come let us adore her,
Or no one else will."
"Twas the night before Kacoon,
And all through the house,
Not a Midget was stirring,
Not even a mouse.
The stockings were hung
By the chimney with care.
In the hope that gay Benjamin
Soon would be there!"
"Kacoon got run over by a reindeer.
Stumbling home from Benjie's house Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa.
But, as for me and Kacoon, we believe."
OK, I'm smiling now.
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