Realist.

In life, is the glass actually half-full or half-empty?

I say I'm a realist and that it's half empty, but others filling out the survey have countered me, saying they too are realists but that the glass is half-full. (Real people have said this, too, not just religious freaks and Republicans.)

I don't know what to think, other than the usual "I'm right," of course.

Speaking of water (though metaphorical water), I wonder if my landlord finally decided to send a plumber to my apartment. When I called him yesterday, he still hadn't done it.