Dammit.

I want to read something major, AND I want to finish it.

Lately, the only book I've both started and finished, aside from the book of short stories that Crocker got me, was HARRY POTTER, which was damn good.

But I want to read something both classic and fun, both notable and funny.

I've never read CATCH-22. I've never read SLAUGHTERHOUSE-FIVE. I've never read Faulkner. Nor Dostoevsky. Nor Iris Murdoch.

I'm going to read something. And I'm going to finish it. And I'm going to do it quickly.