Dude, you may be gettin' a Dell, but we've got to keep you in suspense.

My mother, after hearing that a man in my apartment complex was interested in selling me a notebook computer, told me to go to Dell to see if they had anything cheaper because then I'd get a new one and get it at warranty. So I went to look for one, and now I'm on some credit application waiting list.

I hate credit application waiting lists. I just want a notebook computer so that I can start writing wherever I am because I'm never at home.

This sucks.