Monday, July 26, 2004

I'm allergic.



I saw this at midnight on Friday, and, dude, was it hilarious. Not intentionally hilarious. Just so-awful-it's-amusing hilarious.

The whole thing is just overdone. The acting is wooden, the dialogue is terrible, the plot involves Sharon Stone and invincible makeup ... and Halle Berry can't purr properly.

The look of the film is outrageous, and the editing is so rampant and frenetic that I was afraid epileptics in the audience might go into seizure.

Though not as god-awful as BATMAN & ROBIN, it's really close.

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