Jenipher wrote me today to tell me that she desperately wanted the new Kate Spade Barbie. Seeing the doll, though, I sent Jenipher a critique.
That floral print coat is heinous, and I don't know who messed up Barbie's coloring like that - but girl needs a mayonnaise treatment, stat.
And why would you put a mangy dog in a $3,000 handbag?
Is Barbie on her way to the loony bin since Ken dumped her ass?
Jenipher replied, "You're in the world of Barbie. Don't question it."
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