I can't deal.

I left a message on Hennessy's voicemail yesterday at 6 p.m.

I am fighting all urges to check my voicemail today. Thus far, I've been successful in my fight.

I must not look at my cell phone for three days.

I remember Stephen. I remember the Great Callback Disaster of January. I won't go through that again. I swear it.

As God is my witness, I will never check my messages again! (Or, at least, I won't do it today.)