Britney Spears got married again this weekend.
To that bad-haircut, no-account, deadbeat-dad jackass Kevin Federline.
Entertainment Tonight's website published an account of the ceremony and reception that included details, like people wearing pink jumpsuits with the word "Pimp" on them, chicken fingers on the menu and Britney doing a pole dance during the post-ceremony reception.
The pole dance thing, above all other things, baffles me. It sounds like the punchline to a Jeff Foxworthy joke.