Oh yeah, like that's gonna happen.

Last night, watching MUST LOVE DOGS, I was thrown for a couple minutes when it was revealed that the Diane Lane character's chubby, balding, lovable, goofy gay confidante, played by Brad William Henke, was in a long-term relationship with a character played by Victor Webster.

I mean, damn, it's Victor Webster.



Not that I don't believe that love can conquer all, but, ummm, all the PBR in the world wouldn't lead a gay man who looked like Victor Webster to end up with someone who looks like Brad Henke.