Think Becky Thatcher in Manolo Blahniks.

Reading some blog essays, my friend Brad just paid me the funniest compliment.



"You're like this weird concoction of Mark Twain and Carrie Bradshaw."



I'm trying to figure out exactly what kind of book a Twain-Bradshaw hybrid would write. A CONNECTICUT YANKEE IN MANHATTAN? TOM SAWYER AND HUCKLEBERRY FINN: THE EROTIC ADVENTURES? SEX AND THE 'SSIPPI?

Sounds fun.