I wish there was a way that I could put stuff that mattered on my resume:
- Contributed significantly to at least 50 winning bar trivia games.
- Ranked 676 on Amazon.com's customer reviews.
- Successfully maneuvered through six years of therapy.
- Published online in The Guardian, Ain't It Cool News and worked freelance for Schroeder Publishing.
- Had a letter in ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY once when I was 13.
- Managed to be able to spell despite attending public school in Gwinnett County.
- See 6 to 10 movies a month.
- Member of the Margaret Mitchell House and ArtsCard.
- Received accolades for my blog from the Center for Puppetry Arts.
- Still insist to customers at my bookstore that NAPOLEON DYNAMITE and THE VILLAGE are really, really bad movies.
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