What I said happened.

My mother called me at my office this morning.

My mother: "So why'd you dump him?"
Me: "That's not exactly what I said happened."
My mother: "You said 'We broke up.'"
Me: "Yes."
My mother: "So he dumped you!"
Me laughing.
My mother: "Did you put clean clothes on the dirty ones again?"
Me: "No."
My mother: "So what happened?"
Me: "Um."
My mother: "OK, we'll talk about it later. At least you're in good spirits about it."
Me: "Yeah."

(Phone clicks.)